I am:


Unavailable, haughty, genuine, educated, insightful, alternately fun loving and sulky, worldly, crass, sparklingly attractive (seriously), formerly successful now "seeking purpose" (whatever the f that means), intense, teetering on the edge of greatness and oblivion, prudish and kinky (not that you'll need this information, I just felt the need to share), and an all around interesting someday catch.





You are:


A man who knows what "emotionally labile" means (there will be a quiz), beautiful (inside and out), unfailingly honest (with yourself and others), hugely successful (yet you still always have time for me), mellow, strong, self aware, affectionate, confident, patient, curious, between the ages of 33 and 44, fricken hilarious, emotionally available, sexy, taller than 5'10", and seriously seeking "something". You don't have a motorcycle and obviously you love cats.





If we go out on a date expect the following:


People will stare at us (because we're gorgeous and/or because clearly something tragic is going to happen). Most likely, you will pay for our evening without expecting ROI. I will be beautiful and slightly awkward (i.e. I will: spill something on myself or you or both of us, be dressed inappropriately, and/or say something weird within the first 30 minutes of meeting). We will have a fantastic evening (laughter, drinks, flirting, thrilling conversation, etc.). You will go home with a huge smile on your face and wonder how you stumbled across such a magical, divinely flawed creature on craigslist of all places. The next day you will spend agonizing hours trying to resist [contacting me, sending me flowers/lavish gifts, professing your undying love for me] but will be unable to do so.





What are you waiting for? Lets make this happen!


FINE PRINT:Serious replies only (plenty of space for ranting in the CL ranting section). If you want a response, please include specifics on what you ARE and ARE NOT looking for in a tragic dating partner. Picture appreciated. Oh, and this is only partially tongue in cheek.